Monday 27th June 2014 sign up at TheEqualiser.com Demba Ba achieves the improbable West Ham's past masters Alan Shearer: he's no Gary Neville What's the Mata, Robin? United need goals, and when their record signing and their top centre-forward are on the same pitch, they're not exactly making sweet music together… United need goals, and when their record signing and their top centre-forward are on the same pitch, they're not exactly making sweet music together… Reasons to be cheerful - even if your team lost at the weekend Only four players (Sturridge, Suarez, Gerrard & Yaya Toure) have scored more Premier League goals in 2014 than Adam Johnson Johnson on Twitter Chelsea have not conceded a single first half goal in their 13 Premier League matches in 2014 so far Chelsea on Facebook Hull City had more shots on target than Stoke during their 3-1 defeat on Saturday Hull City on Facebook Tottenham have a better shooting accuracy this season than Liverpool Tottenham on Twitter THE TOP PERFORMERS IN THE TOP-FLIGHT'S TOP CATEGORIES What you will hear this weekend "Honestly, that performance against Bayern is definitely going to turn things around for Moyes" What you will hear this weekend "Honestly, that performance against Bayern is definitely going to turn things around for Moyes" mail@theequaliser.com HAVE YOUR SAY. OR DON'T. YOUR CALL THE FACEBOOK POLL Will Luis Suarez still be at Liverpool on the first day of next season? @mikesav: Why aren't West Ham getting the credit they deserve? We're on a nice little run Very true. West Ham are currently sixth in the PL form table. Can't argue with that. Not that any sane person would want to argue with Big Sam. Ryan Little: cheers for the tip on Gary Cahill as first goalscorer on Saturday. I'm £50 up! You're very welcome. Only his second goal of the year, that, so we'll give ourselves a well-deserved pat on the back. @theleveller: Nice name Cheers. Same to you. Although, technically, we'd probably have to call the brilliance of our names about even. THE TEA-TIME TEASER The top three goalscorers in this season's Premier League are currently: Suarez (25), Sturridge (18) and Aguero (15). Which three players are joint fourth? The answer will be here tomorrow, or if you can't wait, check Twitter at 3pm THE CONVERSATION STOPPER Can you name the only player who has scored goals in the Champions League, the Europa League, the Premier League and every single division of the Football League? Come back tomorrow for the answer. Believe us, it will be worth it… YESTERDAY'S ANSWERS The top three goalscorers in this season's Premier League are currently: Suarez (25), Sturridge (18) and Aguero (15). Which three players are joint fourth? Suarez (25), Sturridge (18) and Aguero (15) Can you name the only player who has scored goals in the Champions League, the Europa League, the Premier League and every single division of the Football League? Suarez (25)